I'm seeking better employment (corbin)

hey! I'm something of a lard butt so i'm really immobile and have problems doing physical labor.
I do enjoy making money, i don't mind working overtime or long shifts and i am capable of glueing myself to a job for very long periods.
I've had no luck finding suitable employment for myself so I'm poking around here to see what is available.
I'd prefer a sitting job that I can manage or one that doesn't require much mobility/lifting.
i can't draw disability for being fat but i don't mind working if people will give me a chance.
my ideal hourly pay is about $15 an hour or more.
Contact me with real job offers only please, thanks.